Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The Bachelor

   
    I just started watching The Bachelor during Jake's season.. So, last night during the Bachelorette they had the Jake & Vienna break-up interview. Of course I watched the end of the train wreck that started six months ago. As, well, most of us knew was going to happen. I never liked Vienna much anyway & Jake is emotionally unstable. I've never seen a boy that pretty be such a girl.. Congrats Mr. & Mrs. Pavelka your son is a vagina! 
   Anywho, during the interview Vienna says Jake never kissed her, hugged her, & they were not intimate for the last four months of their relationship.. Red flag much dumb dumb? She goes on to say she tried to leave twice, according to Jake she only ever made it to the bathroom to pout. She says Jake is controlling & talks to her like she's a child.. Well, Vienna, if you have to be told constantly what to do because you're to dumb to figure it out all on your own.. I'd tell you what to do & talk to you like you were 5 too! Just sayin'.. 
   They went on a three month reality show to be famous find love & get married.. Well, you met this person three months before the proposal under false pretenses did you really think it was going to last? As they said in the book "He's Just Not That Into You", "You are the rule, not the exception!"  another good rule from another good book, "Emily's Reasons Why Not", "Beware of promises made in paradise. Men talk about a future with you on a romantic island when you are tan and easy-breezy, but it never makes the flight home." They fell in love with an idea, not a person. 
   Even though I'm not a big fan of Jake, I'm still Team Jake because Vienna is the embodiment of everything that's wrong with women today. The moment I was team Jake was when, out of habit, he called her baby. What no one else saw. I guess I did. Maybe it's because I've been there. When you've tried so hard to make something work & that person that you cared for just keeps on & keeps on & you say something like that unrehearsed & accidentally tells me that he did care for her, but I'm thinking she made it impossible to fix. I'm sure Jake's lack of patience probably didn't help any, but what I saw was Jake being the adult & Vienna behaving like a spoiled 13 year old. 
   After he sat there & listened to her bash him call him a liar, a fame-whore, anything else she could throw at him.. he just wanted to tell his side. Vienna wasn't having it. So finally he raised his voice. She's quiet for three seconds & starts in again. Then calmly he says is, "See interrupted again", Vienna bursts into tears & runs away throwing a tantrum like a 5 year old. 
   I don't know that Vienna actually cheated, but she did something wrong.. She stuttered & contradicted herself more than a couple times, she was super defensive, her face, body language, & tone all said lying.. They both need therapy & Vienna needs to be sterilized.. 


Oh & my last little poke at Vienna: she started a rumor about posing for Playboy right after they approached Jake about doing Playgirl. Playboy released a statement saying they had no contact w/ Vienna about doing the cover or anything else. Hmmm... She calls Jake a fame whore for changing career paths, but then starts rumors & sells stories to tabloids. Pot/Kettle much?